THE MUSE
You owe me. Pay up. According to my accounts, you have...

CASUAL FRIEND
Send lies to the people listed below....

THE AWARDS COMMITTEE
This is to notify you that--but what's the use?...

THE WISE
The world could fall to pieces with no notice....

UNCLE AL
A chicken is a touchy creature....

THE OTHERS
Here where we live the lines are down and the surprises build into snowbanks...

DANNY
Dusty Clinton Township kids making paper roosters and snowball...

SAMUEL RENSBERGER
I am your grandfather's grandfather and through my wakeless sleep I dream...

OLD NEIGHBOR
East across low muddy fields and behind the screening trees you can see...

THE WORM COUNCIL
We call your attention to worms. Though sweeping ice age disaster...

THE HERON
I flew in down by the round deep pond behind your house...

WITNESS
I saw the largest moon ever rise huge bright yellow, sailing where it cared to...

Dear Eric,

Send lies to the people listed below. Make your own list of friends 
and send it along. Be sure that everyone sends lies and mails out a list.
Add your name twice or more. Give a false address.

Lies should be useless, wild, and unexpected. Never give a date. 
Sometimes foolish questions may be sent instead.

Soon, if no one breaks the chain, the whole world will be telling 
lies to itself. In fact, there will be several worlds. What we know of life 
will change. It is then that the expected benefits come back to you.
But only if you lie like crazy as fast as you can. Remember: do not break 
the chain!

Casual Friend


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