EYEBROWS
you can see your mustach...

IMPOSSIBLE
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10/11
creeping naked around a church...

SUMMIT
after i cut...

9/27
She liked TV, it was everything to...

SPORTS
baseball on unsanctified ground...

PERSONAL
you're right, tom--even the...

URIA BYLER'S ELEGY FOR PALMER LEHMAN

Palmer Lehman has been gone for quite a few years.
Worked till his 70th birthday,
big husky man, never shirked
from any job, but the company's policy
forbade anyone working after being 70.
Working as a security guard 
at a factory in Middlefield
his heart started to fail, 
and one cold winter day
he walked out to get his mail.
About ten feet from the house
he fell over dead from a heart attack.
His retarded daughter in the house
assumed her father
spent the night with friends.
Next day the bread man found him
partly snowed under
his mail still clutched in his hand.  


                           --from The Budget