THE MUSE
You owe me. Pay up. According to my accounts, you have...

CASUAL FRIEND
Send lies to the people listed below....

THE AWARDS COMMITTEE
This is to notify you that--but what's the use?...

THE WISE
The world could fall to pieces with no notice....

UNCLE AL
A chicken is a touchy creature....

THE OTHERS
Here where we live the lines are down and the surprises build into snowbanks...

DANNY
Dusty Clinton Township kids making paper roosters and snowball...

SAMUEL RENSBERGER
I am your grandfather's grandfather and through my wakeless sleep I dream...

OLD NEIGHBOR
East across low muddy fields and behind the screening trees you can see...

THE WORM COUNCIL
We call your attention to worms. Though sweeping ice age disaster...

THE HERON
I flew in down by the round deep pond behind your house...

WITNESS
I saw the largest moon ever rise huge bright yellow, sailing where it cared to...

ATLEE MULLET'S EXPERIENCE

I too had an experience 
with a screech owl.
One Sunday walking home from the singing
a bright moonlight night
4 miles north of Sugarcreek
I was thinking of 3 deer
I saw that day
2 doe and a buck.
It was cold and very quiet
with no building in half a mile.
All of a sudden I heard an
awful loud screech!
I think I must have jumped to the moon
however I came back down again.
I started to look around
and up above me was
this owl
grinning
ear to ear.

                                    --from The Budget