OCCUPANT
The sad mailbox of my extreme youth, what did it ever deliver? The only...

A CRITIC
Pick up your socks. Clean the house once in a while. Go to the dentist. ...

HISTORIAN
Piles and piles of books, boxes of documents, photographs, bones, shreds of clothes...

YOU WHO KNOW
I was just enough bigger that I could wrestle you into the clean straw of the mow...

GRIFFY LAKE
I spread my smooth water like a lap and caught the trees' faces where they fell...

Dear Eric,

Send lies to the people listed below. Make your own list of friends 
and send it along. Be sure that everyone sends lies and mails out a list.
Add your name twice or more. Give a false address.

Lies should be useless, wild, and unexpected. Never give a date. 
Sometimes foolish questions may be sent instead.

Soon, if no one breaks the chain, the whole world will be telling 
lies to itself. In fact, there will be several worlds. What we know of life 
will change. It is then that the expected benefits come back to you.
But only if you lie like crazy as fast as you can. Remember: do not break 
the chain!

Casual Friend